Teacher ek student se: “batao ladkiyaan kya nahi pehan sakti hai?”
Ladka: “ji CONDOM”
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Ladka: “ji CONDOM”
Last Night I Went
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “lastnite”
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cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “lastnite”
Now Open Your
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
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and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
Chikne Ladkon Ka
chikne ladkon ka tujh per noor barse , harpathan teri dosti ko tarse , khuda kare teri zindagi main itnain pathan ahee k tu ek minute bhi sharwar pehnne ko tarsey.
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Girl to Call Girl
Car sales girl to call girl :
Aaj agar car na biki to mera baja baj jayega.
Call Girl:
aur aaj agar mera BAJA na baja to meri car bik jayegi
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Aaj agar car na biki to mera baja baj jayega.
Call Girl:
aur aaj agar mera BAJA na baja to meri car bik jayegi
Janwar Ki Aulad
sher da puttar Sardar told his son: ‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘ Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki Hi aulad hai‘‘
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Stages of S*EX
S*EX At 8-ignor it,
At 18-feel it
At 28-xplor it
At 38-enjoy it
At 48-pay 4 it,
At 58-pray 4 it,
At 68-beg 4 it,
At 88-Ab mar bhi jaa hawas k pujari..
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At 18-feel it
At 28-xplor it
At 38-enjoy it
At 48-pay 4 it,
At 58-pray 4 it,
At 68-beg 4 it,
At 88-Ab mar bhi jaa hawas k pujari..
Santa Yaar Tujhe Bus
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai
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I Love You
A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick n showed it to his wife. She replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!"
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With Pleasure
A cute Girl came 4 the interview in a Public School.
Principal: What salary U Expect?
Gal: Rs.18,000.
Principal was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Gal: With pleasure it''s Rs.25,000.
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Principal: What salary U Expect?
Gal: Rs.18,000.
Principal was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Gal: With pleasure it''s Rs.25,000.
Pathan aru Panjaban
Pathan & Punjaban n Bus!
Pathan: Miss apke apple mujse touch ho rahe hain.
Punjaban: Apple mare ha apko kia taklif hai?
Pathan: Hai tu apke lkn juice mera nikal raha hay.
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Pathan: Miss apke apple mujse touch ho rahe hain.
Punjaban: Apple mare ha apko kia taklif hai?
Pathan: Hai tu apke lkn juice mera nikal raha hay.
Rat Bhar Tujhe
LARKI ki tarhan tjhko saja k rakhun,
Bure logon ki nazron se chupa k rakhun.
Mjhe londe bazi ki Aadat nahi warna?
Rat bhar tujhe L_ND pe bitha k rakhun
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Bure logon ki nazron se chupa k rakhun.
Mjhe londe bazi ki Aadat nahi warna?
Rat bhar tujhe L_ND pe bitha k rakhun
Qomi Tarana
Bivi ne aadhi raat ko “Qomi Tarana” chala diya.
Shohar ne kaha. Ye kia mazaq hai?
Bivi: Ye akhri try hai, es pe to pura Mulk khara ho jata hai.
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Shohar ne kaha. Ye kia mazaq hai?
Bivi: Ye akhri try hai, es pe to pura Mulk khara ho jata hai.
Afridi Ne 37 Balls
Afridi ne 37 balls pr 100 run bnae.
Ye kon sa record hai?
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Rocord to ye hai
King Fahad ne 1 BV se 100 bache paida kiye.
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Ye kon sa record hai?
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Rocord to ye hai
King Fahad ne 1 BV se 100 bache paida kiye.
Pakeeza Mohabbat
LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?
LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...
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YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?
LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...
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