Kolaveri Girls

Teacher: Why LOVE Is Better Then WAR?

Sardar: Madamji, Tusi Itna Bhi Nahi Jante,

Simple,B"cause

CONDOM Is Cheaper Then GUN !!!

Dil Me Arman Tha Ki Uski Salwar Ka Naala Kholenge,
Uski Bra Ka Huk Kholege,
Uski Penti Ka Ilastik Khichenge,
Par Uski Bewafai To Dekho

"Nangi Hi Chali Aayi"

Rs 1450: baby food
Rs 1000: doctor fee
Rs 950: medicine
Rs 800: toys
Rs 500: diapers
Rs 300:baby powder
total
Rs 5000


or

condom
Rs 5

faisla aap per hai

Sardar First Night Ko Poori Taqatse Wife Ko Fuck Karne Ki Koshish Ki, Lekin Naakam Raha,
Phir Wife Se Bola : Bahut Tite Hai, Am I The First Gay ??
Wife : Na Ji Na, Others Remove My Panty First !!

Wife: Mummay Dabata Hay,Tangen Uthata Hay,Jhatkay Lagata Hay,
BOLO BOLO BOLO KON?
HSBAND: KON MAIN?
Wife Nahin Humara Naya "NOKARR"

Kid:
Dady k room se prayer ki awazein aa rhi theen
Mom:
Prayer krna to achi bat hai
Kid:
dady to chup thay unki secrtry chila rhi thee
"OH GOD, OH GOD"

Chachi - Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge aur Rs.10 plate ke hisab se bechenge. Bhatija - Main board banwa dunga - "10 Rs. ME CHACHI KI CHAAT LO:..

Bus driver k peache betha bacha shor ker raha tha
Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main chota hathi hota!
Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota.
Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye,
Itne main Bus driver ghusse main bola,
ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tuh kia hota?
Bacha: BUS DRIVER!!

Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!.

A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. After a while they broke up and he wanted it back. The girl threw a pad at him and said. i"ll pay u back in monthly instalments.

Door ganoon may 1 basti thee,
jahan per randian basti thee,
unki gand my itni masti thee,
jitna dalo hansti thee, (end)

Usy kha tha 1 meter kapra zeyada le lo

"Faraz"

ab kehti ha meri phulan wali kurti hoi wakhian to tang way...

Sardar doodh waly se; kal kyu nhi aye thy?

Doodh wala; Apki bhabhi beemar thi.

Sardar; OO YAR BHEENS KA DOODH HI LE ATA!!!

Sardar 2 his friend,I kiss my wife everyday b4 I go 2 office, & u..?
Friend:I kiss after u go 2 office..
Sardar:ha ha I kiss 1st

Load sheding in Pakistan
mil gaya !
mil gaya !
mil gaya !
loadsheding ka soloution mil gaya ..
TOUCH CONDOM kay 2 khali wraper se jeetain generator
chudai lagaow bijli paow…………….

Boy:phool ho gulab ka jisme kaantay na houn. ladki ho 16 ki jiski jhante na ho.
Girl:Gulab k phool me log kante nahi dekhte.chut marne wale kabhi jhante nahi dekte.

Ek aourat subha mohalay k hakeem k paas gayi or boli,
Kia mere husband ko dawai aap ne de thee?
Hakeem : haan
Aourat : to phuda bhe apni maa ka dena tha

Mainay asteefa nahi dia faraz.
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Lun pay charay zardari lun pay chahray nawaz
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