Teacher ek student se: “batao ladkiyaan kya nahi pehan sakti hai?”Ladka: “ji CONDOM”
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Last Night I Went
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u,missing ur warmth,ur soft touch against my skin.Where were u “lastnite”
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Now Open Your
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabinandsaythat i will do anything to pass in the examsand professor saysNOW OPEN YOUR......Books And Study
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Chikne Ladkon Ka
chikne ladkon ka tujh per noor barse , harpathan teri dosti ko tarse , khuda kare teri zindagi main itnain pathan ahee k tu ek minute bhi sharwar pehnne ko tarsey.
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Girl to Call Girl
Car sales girl to call girl :Aaj agar car na biki to mera baja baj jayega.Call Girl:aur aaj agar mera BAJA na baja to meri car bik jayegi
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Janwar Ki Aulad
sher da puttar Sardar told his son: ‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘ Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki Hi aulad hai‘‘
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Stages of S*EX
S*EX At 8-ignor it,At 18-feel itAt 28-xplor itAt 38-enjoy itAt 48-pay 4 it,At 58-pray 4 it,At 68-beg 4 it,At 88-Ab mar bhi jaa hawas k pujari..
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Santa Yaar Tujhe Bus
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai
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I Love You
A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick n showed it to his wife. She replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!"
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With Pleasure
A cute Girl came 4 the interview in a Public School.Principal: What salary U Expect?Gal: Rs.18,000.Principal was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.Gal: With pleasure it''s Rs.25,000.
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Pathan aru Panjaban
Pathan & Punjaban n Bus!Pathan: Miss apke apple mujse touch ho rahe hain.Punjaban: Apple mare ha apko kia taklif hai?Pathan: Hai tu apke lkn juice mera nikal raha hay.
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Rat Bhar Tujhe
LARKI ki tarhan tjhko saja k rakhun,Bure logon ki nazron se chupa k rakhun.Mjhe londe bazi ki Aadat nahi warna?Rat bhar tujhe L_ND pe bitha k rakhun
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Qomi Tarana
Bivi ne aadhi raat ko “Qomi Tarana” chala diya.Shohar ne kaha. Ye kia mazaq hai?Bivi: Ye akhri try hai, es pe to pura Mulk khara ho jata hai.
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Afridi Ne 37 Balls
Afridi ne 37 balls pr 100 run bnae.Ye kon sa record hai?..Rocord to ye haiKing Fahad ne 1 BV se 100 bache paida kiye.
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Pakeeza Mohabbat
LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaRYaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnIPaRtI Ha ...
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Story With a Moral
A Story with a Moral.My girl friend called me to her House.I went there & Found her Sister alone in the House.She was unbelievably Sexy.She Whispered in my Ear."I have Feelings for u,lets make Love".I turned back & walked to da Front door towards my car.Shockingly i found my girlfriend standing there,she Hugged me & said"U HAVE WON MY TRUST"MORAL:"ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO KEEPcondoms in the car not in the pocket..
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Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Badsurat aunty 2 bacho k sath shop pr gaeiSaleman: ye twins hain?Aunty:nhi 3 saal ka farq he.Saleman:yaqeen nhi aata koi apke sath 2 dafa SEX kr skta he
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Aaj Raat Bahot
Biwi boli: Janu aaj Raat bahot saRdi hai,aaj sex nahin kaRo plz..ShohaR: Mujhe pata hai,hamaRi auRatain chu_wanay se nahin nahanay se ghabRati hain
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Miss Aap Ke Apple
Boy & girl in bus!boy:Miss aap k apple muj se touch ho rahe hyGirl:apple mere hein, apko kia taqlif hai?Boy:apple to apkay hy lekin juice mera nikal raha hy.
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Viagra Ki 1 Goli
Boy: janu "Viagra" ki 1 goli se lamba ho jayega,2 goli se to khamba ho jayega,or agar 3 loon ga to...Girl: chup haraamzade, mujhe cho_na hy k khodna hy!!
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Teri Behan Se Shadi
1st Dost: Mujhse wada kar teri B.V ki pehli kiss mujhe lene dega2nd Dost: Wada, Par meri b 1 shart hy1 Dost: Bol?2 Dost: Main shadi teri behan se karonga.
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You Dirty Mind
A short thingIts get longer as you hold it& Pass between womans breast& Enters into a small holeWhat is it?..Ans. Cars seat belt.You dirty mind.
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Like a Good Bra
A good friend is like a good bra...hard to find,very comfortable,supportive,and always close to the heart...
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Chand Ne Muskura
1 ashiq ne chand se pocha k tum ne dunia may koi haseen mere yar jaisa dekha hai?To chand ne muskra k jawab dia"P_UDDI diya aini dooron L_N nazar aanda ee"
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Koi Aur Package
Miss ne nursery class k bachay se kaha k 1 se 10 tak gino main tm ko kiss krun gi,Bacha : agr main 1 se 100 tak ginu to koi pakage hay?
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Daryaft Or Ejad
Teacher:Batao DARYAFT or EJAD mien kia farq hay..?Student:Meray baap ne meri maa ko DARYAFT kia phir dono ne mil kar mujhe EJAD kia..
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Pakistani Girl Shazia Picture From Lahore Picture
Pakistani Girl Shazia Picture From LahoreBeautiful Shazia stares into the abyss. The blurred image has a dreamy feel to it while the translucent hazel eyes of the lady add to the surreal aura. Her pout creates an anticipation that keeps the viewer guessing. Whether it was meant for the photographer or the viewer - we can only surmise.
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Pakistani Girl Saira In Wedding With Friend Picture
Pakistani Girl Saira In WeddingTwo beautiful Pakistani girls at a wedding. The venue appears to be one of the so called “marriage halls” that are prevalent across Pakistan. A peculiarity to the Land of the Pure, “marriage halls” are stand alone ballrooms dedicated solely to weddings and associated parties. This may be due to the fact that...
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Pakistani Model Girl Ayesha Omar Picture
Pakistani Model Girl Ayesha OmarAs part of our website’s new focus on celebrities from Pakistan, we present Ayesha Omar in all her sensual glory. Ayesha is an acclaimed television actress and producer. Graduating from Lahore’s National College of Arts, she made a name for herself on the various private television channels. According to...
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Pakistani Girl Aymen In Wedding With Friends Picture
Hot Pakistani Girl Aymen In WeddingThree traditional looking Pakistani girls at a Mehndi reception. In Pakistani culture, a wedding is usually spread out over four or more days, two of which are the Mehndi or Henna functions held twice at the bride and groom’s homes respectively. At the Mehndi, the bride to be is decorated with beautiful...
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Pakistani Cheerlead Girl Ayra Picture
Hot Pakistani Cheerlead Girl AyraBeautiful Pakistani girls cheerleading at a sporting event. In this picture we see spontaneous, all natural smiles as the girls observe an object of interest. This picture is remarkably crisp, showing a range of feelings and human emotions. Someone in the backdrop sports a navy blue cap - revealing a position...
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Pakistani Girl Ayshah In University Function Picture
Pakistani Girl Ayshah In UniversityA girl at a university function. The newspaper caption says its a declamation contest, ostensibly at one of the universities in Islamabad, Pakistan. She sports a large medallion shaped pendant between ocher beads that blend marvelously with her autumn colored shalwar kameez. Her earrings also sport a similar...
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Pakistani Girl Az-zahra In Red Shalwar Kameez
Pakistani Girl Az-zahra PictureTwo pretty girls in red and green shalwar kameez. The lady in the foreground flashes a rather mischievous, almost naughty smile. These girls appear to be Sindhi, as can be gauged from their complexions and features. Sindh is the region that spreads from the boundaries of Seraiki Punjab all the way down to...
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Lahore Girls Next Door Azadeh Picture
Lahore Girls Next Door AzadehLahore (Punjabi: لہور, Urdu: لاہور is the metropolis of the Pakistani Punjab and is the second largest metropolis in Pakistan following Karachi. It is well known as the Heart of Pakistan, because of its historical significance in the blossoming of Pakistan, and in addition being a cultural, political and learning...
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Hot Pakistani Lahori Girl Azizah Sleeping Picture
Hot Pakistani Lahori Girl Azizah Sleeping
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Hot Pakistani Islamabad Girl Mehak Naz Picture
Pakistani Islamabad Girl Mehak NazMehak is our new contributor, some people like weekends while some hate Sundays because of the looming Monday workday. Mehak likes music, her food, and is somewhat of a gourmand. However, not all eateries can boast of quality buffets, and this is something she realizes.Mehak says that nevertheless, a laid...
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Pakistani Hot Girl Azka Fashion Pictures
Pakistani Hot Girl Azka Fashion Photo
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Hot Paki Bridal Girl Fashion Picture
Hot Paki Bridal Girl Fashion Photo
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Kashmala Tariq Member National Assembly Pictures
Kashmala Tariq Member National Assembly Today Kashmala Tariq, is Pakistan contentiuous and mercurial parliamentarian. She has recently heated up the political environment as well. As a member of the PML-Q she is trying to lead a revolt against the seasoned politicians Mr. Faisal Saleh Hyatt and Senator Mushad Hussain. Capital gossip has...
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Lahore College Girl Naida Rafeeq Picture
Lahore College Girl Naida Rafeeq
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Pakistani Girl Baraah Picture
Pakistani Girl Baraah Picture From Multan
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