Kolaveri Girls

Teacher ek student se: “batao ladkiyaan kya nahi pehan sakti hai?”
Ladka: “ji CONDOM”

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “lastnite”

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

chikne ladkon ka tujh per noor barse , harpathan teri dosti ko tarse , khuda kare teri zindagi main itnain pathan ahee k tu ek minute bhi sharwar pehnne ko tarsey.

Car sales girl to call girl :
Aaj agar car na biki to mera baja baj jayega.
Call Girl:
aur aaj agar mera BAJA na baja to meri car bik jayegi

sher da puttar Sardar told his son: ‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘ Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki Hi aulad hai‘‘

S*EX At 8-ignor it,
At 18-feel it
At 28-xplor it
At 38-enjoy it
At 48-pay 4 it,
At 58-pray 4 it,
At 68-beg 4 it,
At 88-Ab mar bhi jaa hawas k pujari..

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai

A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick n showed it to his wife. She replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!"

A cute Girl came 4 the interview in a Public School.
Principal: What salary U Expect?
Gal: Rs.18,000.
Principal was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Gal: With pleasure it''s Rs.25,000.

Pathan & Punjaban n Bus!
Pathan: Miss apke apple mujse touch ho rahe hain.
Punjaban: Apple mare ha apko kia taklif hai?
Pathan: Hai tu apke lkn juice mera nikal raha hay.

LARKI ki tarhan tjhko saja k rakhun,
Bure logon ki nazron se chupa k rakhun.
Mjhe londe bazi ki Aadat nahi warna?
Rat bhar tujhe L_ND pe bitha k rakhun

Bivi ne aadhi raat ko “Qomi Tarana” chala diya.
Shohar ne kaha. Ye kia mazaq hai?
Bivi: Ye akhri try hai, es pe to pura Mulk khara ho jata hai.

Afridi ne 37 balls pr 100 run bnae.
Ye kon sa record hai?
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Rocord to ye hai
King Fahad ne 1 BV se 100 bache paida kiye.

LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?
LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...

A Story with a Moral.
My girl friend called me to her House.
I went there & Found her Sister alone in the House.
She was unbelievably Sexy.
She Whispered in my Ear.
"I have Feelings for u,
lets make Love".
I turned back & walked to da Front door towards my car.
Shockingly i found my girlfriend standing there,
she Hugged me & said
"U HAVE WON MY TRUST"
MORAL:"ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO KEEP
condoms in the car not in the pocket..

Badsurat aunty 2 bacho k sath shop pr gaei
Saleman: ye twins hain?
Aunty:nhi 3 saal ka farq he.
Saleman:yaqeen nhi aata koi apke sath 2 dafa SEX kr skta he

Biwi boli: Janu aaj Raat bahot saRdi hai,
aaj sex nahin kaRo plz..
ShohaR: Mujhe pata hai,
hamaRi auRatain chu_wanay se nahin nahanay se ghabRati hain

Boy & girl in bus!
boy:Miss aap k apple muj se touch ho rahe hy
Girl:apple mere hein, apko kia taqlif hai?
Boy:apple to apkay hy lekin juice mera nikal raha hy.

Boy: janu "Viagra" ki 1 goli se lamba ho jayega,
2 goli se to khamba ho jayega,
or agar 3 loon ga to...
Girl: chup haraamzade, mujhe cho_na hy k khodna hy!!

1st Dost: Mujhse wada kar teri B.V ki pehli kiss mujhe lene dega
2nd Dost: Wada, Par meri b 1 shart hy
1 Dost: Bol?
2 Dost: Main shadi teri behan se karonga.

A short thing
Its get longer as you hold it
& Pass between womans breast
& Enters into a small hole
What is it?
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Ans. Cars seat belt.
You dirty mind.

A good friend is like a good bra...
hard to find,
very comfortable,
supportive,
and always close to the heart...

1 ashiq ne chand se pocha k tum ne dunia may koi haseen mere yar jaisa dekha hai?
To chand ne muskra k jawab dia
"P_UDDI diya aini dooron L_N nazar aanda ee"

Miss ne nursery class k bachay se kaha k 1 se 10 tak gino main tm ko kiss krun gi,
Bacha : agr main 1 se 100 tak ginu to koi pakage hay?

Teacher:
Batao DARYAFT or EJAD mien kia farq hay..?
Student:
Meray baap ne meri maa ko DARYAFT kia phir dono ne mil kar mujhe EJAD kia..

Pakistani Girl Shazia Picture From Lahore

Beautiful Shazia stares into the abyss. The blurred image has a dreamy feel to it while the translucent hazel eyes of the lady add to the surreal aura. Her pout creates an anticipation that keeps the viewer guessing. Whether it was meant for the photographer or the viewer - we can only surmise.

Pakistani Girl Saira In Wedding

Two beautiful Pakistani girls at a wedding. The venue appears to be one of the so called “marriage halls” that are prevalent across Pakistan. A peculiarity to the Land of the Pure, “marriage halls” are stand alone ballrooms dedicated solely to weddings and associated parties. This may be due to the fact that weddings are usually the only parties ever held in the country in public. These venues do brisk business all year round, more so in the winters.

Pakistani Model Girl Ayesha Omar

As part of our website’s new focus on celebrities from Pakistan, we present Ayesha Omar in all her sensual glory. Ayesha is an acclaimed television actress and producer. Graduating from Lahore’s National College of Arts, she made a name for herself on the various private television channels. According to various undereducated guys found loitering around the Pakistani streets, Ayesha Omar is one of the hottest celebrity chicks in Pakistan. Commanding a loyal following of legions of fans (okay, so maybe that’s an exaggeration), she’s often the subject of celebrity gossip.
Here we present one of Ayesha’s pictures from her trip to Thailand. As always, the lovely Ayesha is looking as glamorous as ever. More pictures to follow soon!

Hot Pakistani Girl Aymen In Wedding

Three traditional looking Pakistani girls at a Mehndi reception. In Pakistani culture, a wedding is usually spread out over four or more days, two of which are the Mehndi or Henna functions held twice at the bride and groom’s homes respectively. At the Mehndi, the bride to be is decorated with beautiful body art created by using of mehndi or henna paste. Henna is a plant, the leaves of which are ground into a thick paste. It creates temporary body tattooes that are deep orange or rust coloured.
Pakistani brides get a real glamorous look by applying Mehndi. We’ll have more on mehndi in the future; right now, let’s take a good look at these charming ladies in waiting!

Hot Pakistani Cheerlead Girl Ayra

Beautiful Pakistani girls cheerleading at a sporting event. In this picture we see spontaneous, all natural smiles as the girls observe an object of interest. This picture is remarkably crisp, showing a range of feelings and human emotions. Someone in the backdrop sports a navy blue cap - revealing a position of authority among the cheerleaders. The white dupattas contrast beautifully with the red kameez of the cheerleaders, creating a unique, internationally distinctive look.

Pakistani Girl Ayshah In University

A girl at a university function. The newspaper caption says its a declamation contest, ostensibly at one of the universities in Islamabad, Pakistan. She sports a large medallion shaped pendant between ocher beads that blend marvelously with her autumn colored shalwar kameez. Her earrings also sport a similar brass or copper design. Pakistani girls sure know how to dress and look good, and this lady is no exception. Islamabad girls in particular have endearing personalities to match their stunning good looks.

Pakistani Girl Az-zahra Picture

Two pretty girls in red and green shalwar kameez. The lady in the foreground flashes a rather mischievous, almost naughty smile. These girls appear to be Sindhi, as can be gauged from their complexions and features. Sindh is the region that spreads from the boundaries of Seraiki Punjab all the way down to the Indus delta. It has seen civilizations as ancient as Mohenjodaro (Mound of the Dead), and cities as modern as today’s cosmopolitan Karachi.

Lahore Girls Next Door Azadeh

Lahore (Punjabi: لہور, Urdu: لاہور is the metropolis of the Pakistani Punjab and is the second largest metropolis in Pakistan following Karachi. It is well known as the Heart of Pakistan, because of its historical significance in the blossoming of Pakistan, and in addition being a cultural, political and learning centre of the country and financial centre of the country's largest province, Punjab. It is often called the Garden of the Mughals or the City of Gardens due to the heritage of the Mughal Empire. It is situated near the Ravi River and Wagah, quite near to the Pakistan-India border. As legend says, Lahore was founded by Lav, son of Lord Rama of the Hindu epic Ramayana.

Hot Pakistani Lahori Girl Azizah Sleeping

Pakistani Girl Azeeza Picture

Pakistani Islamabad Girl Mehak Naz

Mehak is our new contributor, some people like weekends while some hate Sundays because of the looming Monday workday. Mehak likes music, her food, and is somewhat of a gourmand. However, not all eateries can boast of quality buffets, and this is something she realizes.

Pakistani Hot Girl Azka Fashion Photo

Hot Paki Bridal Girl Fashion Photo

Kashmala Tariq Member National Assembly

Today Kashmala Tariq, is Pakistan contentiuous and mercurial parliamentarian. She has recently heated up the political environment as well. As a member of the PML-Q she is trying to lead a revolt against the seasoned politicians Mr. Faisal Saleh Hyatt and Senator Mushad Hussain. Capital gossip has placed her with Imran Khan and President Pervez Musharraf.

It’s fabulous that we have such blonds (under their brunette hair) coloring the political landscape in Pakistan. We have suffered through enough ugliness, baldness, rudeness and vulgarity for long. It’s time we got pretty and cultured bimbos to liven-up the scene.

Lahore College Girl Naida Rafeeq

Pakistani Girl Badiyah Picture

Pakistani Bridal Badriyyah

Pakistani Girl Bakht Picture

Pakistani Girl Baraah Picture From Multan