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Khloe Kardashian Got Married

Odom has lawyered up … The problem is they have to get married on Sunday and there isn’t enough time to hash out a prenuptial agreement.
…they must get married on Sunday because one of the Kardashian reality shows is footing the $1 million bill for the wedding, but the wedding must be shot this Sunday.
Lamar wants a postnup — meaning the agreement will be hashed out and hopefully signed after Sunday’s event.

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Kate Hudson, Nicole Kidman Penelope Cruz

What in God’s name is happening with Vogue’s November cover?!? This is one of the most hellish, budget, ugly messes I’ve ever seen. The cover story is all about the women of Nine, which will likely be one of the biggest movies of the awards season. Nine stars Daniel Day-Lewis, Judi Dench, Kate Hudson, Nicole Kidman, Stacey “Fergie” Ferguson, Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz and Sophia Loren, amongst others. For such a major film, it’s no surprise Vogue decided to put some of the more prominent leading ladies on the cover. Unfortunately, there is absolutely no way that Nicole Kidman, Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz and Kate Hudson were all at the same location at the same time for the cover shoot.
It looks like they just cut-and-pasted Nicole Kidman on the end, and what’s with the totally weird lighting on every single woman? Marion looks like she has a spotlight on her, while Penelope looks half-shadowed. Meanwhile, Kate looks like she smelled something. Yikes. Ten bucks says this shot is by Annie Leibovitz, and twenty says she is not happy with it. Plus, Nine takes place in Rome – why not do a fashion shoot in Rome? Why do these women have to be looking pissy at the beach?
Anyway, Vogue hasn’t put up the cover story online yet, but they do have an interesting feature – nine great looks from each of the cover ladies. I tend to think that would have been a better cover – just put older images from these ladies, and jam them together on the cover. Or, better yet, just put the immortal Daniel Day-Lewis on the cover and call it a day. Out of the whole cast, I’d say Daniel has the best shot at winning an Oscar for Nine. Sigh. And now I’m looking forward to Daniel’s press.

Speculative Spoilers For Transformers

In Touch Weekly is reporting a juicy rumor. Apparently, some people think there’s a chance Transformers director Michael Bay will kill off Megan Fox’s character in the next Transformers sequel. Stop… listen. This is the sound of a career dying. Not with a bang, but a whimper. Shh! Quiet, Megan Fox is learning a valuable career lesson about not sh-tting on the hand that feeds her. Will she really learn this lesson, or has this whole Megan Fox experience been an exercise in pipe dreams?
Here’s the story: Megan Fox and Michael Bay sort of hate each other. Maybe “hate” is a strong word. Commenter GatsyGal had an interesting theory about Megan and Michael. She thinks that their months-long, drawn-out war of words has all been a lover’s quarrel, and that their disputes are all about sex. Could be – it’s certainly a solid theory given what we know about the two of them. Namely, Megan is really dumb and she will say and do anything to get attention, and Michael is really gross, and probably a pervert. They’re sort of perfect for each other. Anyway, Michael and Megan have been fighting for about four months, with too much back-and-forth between the two of them to even detail. Suffice to say, Megan is extremely unprofessional, and Michael is egomaniacal. And he’s going to kill her. Her character, that it. Maybe. Hopefully.

Daddy’s Real Job

Ahhh, what a refreshing image – Hollywood hunk Hugh Jackman hanging out with his family at the local farmers market in New York City.
No burly bodyguards, no unnecessary attention – just him and his gals enjoying quality time together. It makes the Sexiest Man Alive look even more sexy.
Makes you want to smile doesn’t it? Happy Friday, folks!

George Clooney Lavishes Gifts

George Clooney’s romance with Italian TV personality Elisabetta Canalis is heating up. According to a pal, Clooney is so smitten that he recently presented her with a ring. It’s not an engagement ring – but it is a sign they’re getting serious.
As In Touch first reported, George invited Elisabetta to move into his Studio City, California home and now that she’s there, he’s spoiling her rotten.
In addition to slipping the Cartier diamond on her finger, George also bought her a Hermes Kelly bag and countless pairs of designer shoes.
“Every day is like Christmas at George’s house for Elisabetta,” says his buddy, adding, “He’s even looking at a Maserati. He’s had a great life for a long time, but she seems to make him very happy.”

Listen to Daddy, Miley

If Miley Cyrus is a good girl and does what her dad says, she’ll be back on Twitter in a shot.
Says Billy Ray: “I understand ‘it is true one bad apple spoils the bunch.’ But listen to the words of your songs ‘Stand… for what ya believe in’…Remember?
“Miley. You are a light in a world of darkness. You were born ‘Destiny Hope Cyrus’ for a reason.You can’t leave everyone now. We r countin on u (sic).”
We’re not sure about the “light in a world of darkness” bit — but we agree with the rest. Come back Miley!

Watch Out " She Bites

Paris Hilton was looking… reptilian when we shared the red carpet with her New York last night.
But we kept a safe distance, after discovering the socialite has been getting fight training.
Paris was taught to kick ass by trainers for her cameo role as a monster in TV show Supernatural, which aired last night.
She says, ”I just had to learn how to basically punch and hit and do it in a way that looks real but it’s not, so I didn’t hurt the other actors.”
We believe her. And we bet she’s pretty fierce when she’s angry

Hurry Up 40 Photoshoot

Nelly Furtado is aging very well — so we’re very exciting by the prospect of the singer posing naked in Playboy when she turns 40.
She said no 9 years ago when she was 22, but admits she was maybe a little hasty.
Nelly says, “(They were) even prepared to offer me $500,000, but I didn’t want Playboy on my resume at the age of 22.
“If they ask when I’m 40, I’ll probably say yes.”
Just 9 years to go guys

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Jude Law Doesn’t Want To Talk About

Part of this is old news, or news we just assumed a while ago, but it’s still interesting to see it confirmed in any way. Last week, Jude Law’s baby Sophia was finally born – Sophia’s mother is Samantha Burke, and Sophia is the product of a glorified one-night (or perhaps two-night) stand. As soon as Samantha gave birth, a few strains of gossip started up – like, Jude was not in Florida for the birth of his baby. He was too busy on Broadway, playing Hamlet. At the same time, there were some whispers that Jude had no real plans to visit, but I actually thought he might fly down for a day when it was convenient for both he and Samantha. Turns out, not much.
Several days ago the Telegraph’s gossip guy Mandrake reported that Jude wouldn’t meet Sophia until December at the earliest. That’s when the run of Hamlet ends. According to Mandrake’s sources, “Jude thinks that if he goes to Florida immediately, it will be a media circus… He doesn’t see why he should give the paparazzi the pleasure. Jude is keen to see Sophia and will make sure that he visits her before he returns to Britain.” Well… maybe Jude sent Samantha a gift basket or something. A gift basket with cash.
The second part of this “Jude Law doesn’t even want to think about being a baby-daddy” story is that it seems as if a media miracle has occurred! As Jude promoted the run of Hamlet in New York, it looks like no one is asking him about Samantha or Sophia, at all. Could it be that Jude will only go on “friendly” interviews where the interviewer has sworn not to ask Jude any uncomfortable questions?

At least one subject might be off-limits when it comes to Jude Law.
The star was on “Regis & Kelly” Friday morning, promoting his stint in the Broadway production of “Hamlet” — but one very obvious topic didn’t come up. He was never asked him about his daughter, Sophia,who was just born to model Samantha Burke.
Our source said, “He has banned interviewers from asking about it before agreeing to sit with them.” Law’s rep called the claim “ridiculous” and said, “No subjects are banned.”

[From Page Six]
“No subjects are banned.” Uh… right. Because celebrity interviewers are so notoriously polite, and they never want to ask uncomfortable questions. Jude’s rep sounds like a lying douche. Of course Jude makes deals – nice coverage, or no interview. It’s as simple as that. And Kelly Ripa and others go along with it because they’re not real journalists. Here’s the thing, though – what would be so wrong with Jude getting a couple of questions about the situation? What’s the worst that could happen? The question would still probably be phrased in a nice way, something like, “Are you happy to be a father for the fourth time?” or something like that. To which Jude could say, “Yes, I’m very happy.” Scandal!

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