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Speculative Spoilers For Transformers

In Touch Weekly is reporting a juicy rumor. Apparently, some people think there’s a chance Transformers director Michael Bay will kill off Megan Fox’s character in the next Transformers sequel. Stop… listen. This is the sound of a career dying. Not with a bang, but a whimper. Shh! Quiet, Megan Fox is learning a valuable career lesson about not sh-tting on the hand that feeds her. Will she really learn this lesson, or has this whole Megan Fox experience been an exercise in pipe dreams?
Here’s the story: Megan Fox and Michael Bay sort of hate each other. Maybe “hate” is a strong word. Commenter GatsyGal had an interesting theory about Megan and Michael. She thinks that their months-long, drawn-out war of words has all been a lover’s quarrel, and that their disputes are all about sex. Could be – it’s certainly a solid theory given what we know about the two of them. Namely, Megan is really dumb and she will say and do anything to get attention, and Michael is really gross, and probably a pervert. They’re sort of perfect for each other. Anyway, Michael and Megan have been fighting for about four months, with too much back-and-forth between the two of them to even detail. Suffice to say, Megan is extremely unprofessional, and Michael is egomaniacal. And he’s going to kill her. Her character, that it. Maybe. Hopefully.