Kolaveri Girls

Listen to Daddy, Miley

If Miley Cyrus is a good girl and does what her dad says, she’ll be back on Twitter in a shot.
Says Billy Ray: “I understand ‘it is true one bad apple spoils the bunch.’ But listen to the words of your songs ‘Stand… for what ya believe in’…Remember?
“Miley. You are a light in a world of darkness. You were born ‘Destiny Hope Cyrus’ for a reason.You can’t leave everyone now. We r countin on u (sic).”
We’re not sure about the “light in a world of darkness” bit — but we agree with the rest. Come back Miley!